i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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