those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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