how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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