They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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