Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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