It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
