my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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