at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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