if i can run in heels then i can drive
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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