I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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