ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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