No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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