Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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