Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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