You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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