sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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