"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
