whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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