Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Oh god it's open bar.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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