I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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