Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize