I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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