guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Bring me that man meat
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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