I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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