So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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