girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I've blown a few things in my day
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
