i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
