Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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