Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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