That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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