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Wat do u mean how?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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