Dual....:-)
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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