these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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