You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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