they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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