haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
two words...techno handjob
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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