I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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