Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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