okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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