haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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