a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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