Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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