So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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