awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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