I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
This toilet bowl is my home.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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