He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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