Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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