I hate your face
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
