I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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