Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
