so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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