we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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