there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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