im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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