I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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